Fuck Charles Dickens
Nishizono: I'll be an old codger with 290 cats and a shelf full of Charles Dickens novels
00000000: You'll have good novels though!
Nishizono: Except not Charles Dickens because he's a windbag, and I only said that because it's his birthday for two more hours
00000000: It's over on the east coast
Nishizono: Oh, that's true
Nizhisono: Well in that case, fuck Charles Dickens