Nishizono Shinji
More Fail! This Time With More Cats!
Nishizono: I just rearranged my blanket so it made a tunnel, and I told my cat, "Ooh, it's a cave! It's a MAGIC cave. I bet there are fish in there. Magic, rainbow colored fish that taste like catnip and awesome. Don't you want to go visit? It'll be like Neverland Ranch for cats."
Nishizono: And she went under the blanket
Nishizono: And then I felt guilty for lying
Nishizono: It's the feeling guilty part that made me take a step back from my life and really take a look at where I'm headed
Posted 3 months ago
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Tagged: it's totally rational to feel guilty for lying to your cat right?, i'm already a crazy cat lady, fail, I'm an idiot, do you think she knows i lied about the catnip fairy too?, i also feel bad for the implication that she was going to be molested if she went under the blanket, .
Mwrarararwra?
nishizono: Mwrwar?
nishizono: ...wow. That's not even a real word and I managed to misspell it.
Posted 1 year ago
Tagged: I'm an idiot, misspelling imaginary words, chat logs, it was supposed to sound like an inquisitive cat, .
The Case of the Missing Mac & Cheese
Nic: How are you?
Nishi: Feeling like a bit of an idiot, to be honest
Nic: Why's that?
Nishi: I was just sitting here complaining that I was hungry again
Nishi: Thinking I had eaten mac and cheese an hour ago
Nic: You never actually made the mac & cheese, did you?
Nishi: ...how did you know? o.o
Nic: You did this last summer ;)
Nishi: God damn it.
Posted 2 years ago
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Tagged: chat logs, i'm an idiot, conversations, .