Nishizono Shinji
Accidental Poetry
00000000: Oh hey, it
00000000: 's hard for me to expain but
00000000: [patience, this keyboard is incomplete
Nishizono: (Between your accidental enter-hitting and your self-inflicted pauses, this kinda feels like you're writing really avant garde poetry to me. It's sweet in a slightly off-putting and hilarious sorta way.)
Even Elder Gods Hate Autocorrect
Rabbit: Have a nice rest of the evening, love, and sleep well when Yuu ge
Rabbit: Er
Nishizono: ...
Nishizono: Take it easy, Cthulhu
I'm a Mutant
I've had some kind of weird flu-thing for the last 24 hours, but my only symptoms have been fever, chills, and body aches, and I'm already starting to feel better. This put me on a quest for answers, and I think I've found an explanation...
Nishizono: It's weird
Nishizono: It's going away already
Nishizono: And it's only been 24 hours
Nishizono: I've never had something like this before
Nishizono: And I get worried when my body starts doing weird shit
Nishizono: Just like how I got my tattoo on Sunday and it is, to all appearances, almost completely healed already
Nishizono: Fuck
Nishizono: What if I'm turning into Wolverine?
Fuck Charles Dickens
Nishizono: I'll be an old codger with 290 cats and a shelf full of Charles Dickens novels
00000000: You'll have good novels though!
Nishizono: Except not Charles Dickens because he's a windbag, and I only said that because it's his birthday for two more hours
00000000: It's over on the east coast
Nishizono: Oh, that's true
Nizhisono: Well in that case, fuck Charles Dickens
Teabagging = unacceptable
Nishizono: Well then, how can I make it up to you?
Nishizono: Please note that "teabagging" is not an acceptable answer
Seven Left Feet
Nishizono: Alas, I cannot snowboard
Nishizono: You know the expression, "I have two left feet"?
Nishizono: I've got like seven of them
Nishizono: And they're all broken at the ankle
Low-Carb Spaghetti
Nishizono: It's acceptable to have a tomato and wine for dinner, right?
Dodgie: that's like a pasta sauce
Nishizono: Exactly!
Nishizono: It's low-carb spaghetti
Happy New Year
(Dodgie is in Australia at the moment.)
Nishizono: Hi sweetheart
Dodgie: world is still here
Nishizono: How's 2012?
Dodgie: apparently I can pre-empt your questions from the future
Watching Merlin
nishizono: God damn it, Merlin, it's been three seasons, and you still haven't learned not to go into dark, cobwebby rooms alone?
nishizono: How about you stay away from the cobweb-covered dude?
nishizono: ...or, y'know, walk right up to him
nishizono: Oh, yeah, no, I'm sure the dude who looks like a corpse and is covered in cobwebs doesn't mean you any harm
nishizono: Go ahead and try to take his trident
nishizono: And meanwhile, Arthur, you just go ahead and shove your hand into that worm-covered hole in the wall
nishizono: I'm sure it's fine.
nishizono: Okay look, fine, I concede, so the cobweb dude doesn't care about the trident after all.
nishizono: But you really, really don't want to drink the water Cobweb Dude is handing you. I promise.
nishizono: Look, I'm just saying. The dude is in a huge, dark tower guarded by dragons, he's covered in cobwebs, and he looks halfway decomposed.
nishizono: SEE?! You asshole, I told you.
nishizono: Now he's going to mouth rape you or something
nishizono: Oh. Well. That's a lot sadder than I thought.
nishizono: And this whole scene ends up being a lot more moving than I thought it would be.
nishizono: And now I feel like an asshole for making fun of it.