Nishizono Shinji
Watching Merlin
nishizono: God damn it, Merlin, it's been three seasons, and you still haven't learned not to go into dark, cobwebby rooms alone?
nishizono: How about you stay away from the cobweb-covered dude?
nishizono: ...or, y'know, walk right up to him
nishizono: Oh, yeah, no, I'm sure the dude who looks like a corpse and is covered in cobwebs doesn't mean you any harm
nishizono: Go ahead and try to take his trident
nishizono: And meanwhile, Arthur, you just go ahead and shove your hand into that worm-covered hole in the wall
nishizono: I'm sure it's fine.
nishizono: Okay look, fine, I concede, so the cobweb dude doesn't care about the trident after all.
nishizono: But you really, really don't want to drink the water Cobweb Dude is handing you. I promise.
nishizono: Look, I'm just saying. The dude is in a huge, dark tower guarded by dragons, he's covered in cobwebs, and he looks halfway decomposed.
nishizono: SEE?! You asshole, I told you.
nishizono: Now he's going to mouth rape you or something
nishizono: Oh. Well. That's a lot sadder than I thought.
nishizono: And this whole scene ends up being a lot more moving than I thought it would be.
nishizono: And now I feel like an asshole for making fun of it.
G: “If it was an attack we would have known it and we would have done something about it,” Cornelio said. Military officials wouldn’t rule out the chance it was an accidental launch.G: “accidental launch”G: uh.G: http://proliberty.com/observer//wargames.jpg

G: “If it was an attack we would have known it and we would have done something about it,” Cornelio said. Military officials wouldn’t rule out the chance it was an accidental launch.
G: “accidental launch”
G: uh.
G: http://proliberty.com/observer//wargames.jpg

Yo-Ho, Dawg
At least I have a fever to blame for my ridiculousness...
Dodgie: corndog?
Dodgie: hodog
Nishi: You're a hodog.
Dodgie: i'm a hodawg
Dodgie: yoyo
Nishi: Yo-ho dawg, I put some yo-yos in yo rum, so you can yo-yo while you yo-ho
Anal Pills
G: anal pills?
G: I like where this is going
The Sighnature, Las Vegas
G: jesus
G: you read that email from MGM?
Nishi: Oh, telling us we're not allowed to have hookers in the room?
G: "We reserve the right to pretty much tell you or your guests to fuck off, at our sole and absolute discretion."
Nishi: "We'll pick you up in our Ho-Humvee and take you directly to the Sighnature Hotel where the atmosphere is so oppressively dictatorial, you won't even get a chance to lose your life savings before shooting yourself in the face!"
Nishi: <-- Should write ad copy
G: <3
The Case of the Missing Mac & Cheese
Nic: How are you?
Nishi: Feeling like a bit of an idiot, to be honest
Nic: Why's that?
Nishi: I was just sitting here complaining that I was hungry again
Nishi: Thinking I had eaten mac and cheese an hour ago
Nic: You never actually made the mac & cheese, did you?
Nishi: ...how did you know? o.o
Nic: You did this last summer ;)
Nishi: God damn it.
Time Travel Fail
(I walked away from my laptop to take some ibuprofin...)
Nishi: ...what the fuck?
Rabbit: ??
Nishi: When I left, it was 2:52AM
Rabbit: yeah?
Nishi: It's 2:02AM according to my laptop
Nishi: ...
Rabbit: you set the watches an hour back
Nishi: Was that today?
Rabbit: apparently
Rabbit: we just set them forward last week
Rabbit: but i guess since everything's the other way around in Australia...
Nishi: Damn it.
Nishi: I really hoped, for one brief, childish second, that it was because I had suddenly developed the ability to time travel :(
Rabbit: ROFL
The Hemingway Solution
Ray: Well if you can't write, pull a Hemingway.
Nishi: Hemingway killed himself.
Ray: That's not what I meant.