Nishizono Shinji

More Fail! This Time With More Cats!

Nishizono: I just rearranged my blanket so it made a tunnel, and I told my cat, "Ooh, it's a cave! It's a MAGIC cave. I bet there are fish in there. Magic, rainbow colored fish that taste like catnip and awesome. Don't you want to go visit? It'll be like Neverland Ranch for cats."
Nishizono: And she went under the blanket
Nishizono: And then I felt guilty for lying
Nishizono: It's the feeling guilty part that made me take a step back from my life and really take a look at where I'm headed

Adventures With Autocorrect

S: WHY DID YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE JAW?!
N: I didn't! I had deaf people bone grafted onto my jaw.
N: Fuck. I meant dead people. But they might have been deaf, too.

D&D Gangs

Kyle: http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2011/01/25/dungeons-dragons-a-threat-to-prison-security/
Nishizono: Ahaha. Ahahahahahaha. Aha. Oh my goodness.
Nishizono: ~makes gang signs at you~
Kyle: STOP IT!
Nishizono: Just representin' the assassins, yo
Nishizono: Oh wait, does our gang play by 4th edition rules?
Kyle: of course
Nishizono: Oh, well, then I meant rogue

DeviantArt Fail »

rosalarian:

If you haven’t read about the DeviantArt controversy, here it is. First they told a gender neutral user that there were only 2 genders and to pick one or GTFO. Then, when the backlash hit, they decided to make all users specify their sex instead of their gender, which only makes it…