My "Method" of Playing Skyrim
Mercenary: Hey, I really need your help to find this ancient sword.
Me: Uh huh. Oh look, a butterfly.
Mercenary: It can raise the dead.
Me: Eeeeee! A moth!
Mercenary: I'll give you a billion gold.
Me: What's this?! I can chop wood for money?! That is the coolest idea ever! They should have jobs like that in real life!
Mercenary: Look, I'll even give you the damn sword, okay? Just go find it for me.
Me: Fireflies, fireflies, la, la, la!
Mercenary: The sword will also make you nineteen feet tall and turn your teeth blue. Are you even listening to me?
Me: Look buddy, can't you see I'm busy harvesting cabbages? Piss off, would you?
