Watching Merlin
nishizono: God damn it, Merlin, it's been three seasons, and you still haven't learned not to go into dark, cobwebby rooms alone?
nishizono: How about you stay away from the cobweb-covered dude?
nishizono: ...or, y'know, walk right up to him
nishizono: Oh, yeah, no, I'm sure the dude who looks like a corpse and is covered in cobwebs doesn't mean you any harm
nishizono: Go ahead and try to take his trident
nishizono: And meanwhile, Arthur, you just go ahead and shove your hand into that worm-covered hole in the wall
nishizono: I'm sure it's fine.
nishizono: Okay look, fine, I concede, so the cobweb dude doesn't care about the trident after all.
nishizono: But you really, really don't want to drink the water Cobweb Dude is handing you. I promise.
nishizono: Look, I'm just saying. The dude is in a huge, dark tower guarded by dragons, he's covered in cobwebs, and he looks halfway decomposed.
nishizono: SEE?! You asshole, I told you.
nishizono: Now he's going to mouth rape you or something
nishizono: Oh. Well. That's a lot sadder than I thought.
nishizono: And this whole scene ends up being a lot more moving than I thought it would be.
nishizono: And now I feel like an asshole for making fun of it.
